“Do programmers have any specific superstitions?” “Yeah, but we call them best practices.”
“Saying you do TDD is like telling the dentist you floss before going to bed every night.”
A: Tom you look so hungover, big night?
B: Yeah was up all night with react.js.
A: Wow cool is that a new club?
“The guy that wrote this left a year ago and we don’t know how it works much less how to fix it.”
“The only way to stop bugs is to kill the tester” – Assaad Chalhoub
“There are only two industries that refer to their customers as ‘users’.” – Edward Tufte
“Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen” – Edward V. Berard
“With good program architecture debugging is a breeze, because bugs will be where they should be” – David May
“Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it” – Donald E. Knuth
“Why is it all about stacks? I’d much rather hire a ‘full heap’ developer.”