Programmers – February 2015

“Do programmers have any specific superstitions?” “Yeah, but we call them best practices.”

“Saying you do TDD is like telling the dentist you floss before going to bed every night.”

A: Tom you look so hungover, big night?
B: Yeah was up all night with react.js.
A: Wow cool is that a new club?

“The guy that wrote this left a year ago and we don’t know how it works much less how to fix it.”

“The only way to stop bugs is to kill the tester” – Assaad Chalhoub

“There are only two industries that refer to their customers as ‘users’.” – Edward Tufte

“Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen” – Edward V. Berard

“With good program architecture debugging is a breeze, because bugs will be where they should be” – David May

“Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it” – Donald E. Knuth

“Why is it all about stacks? I’d much rather hire a ‘full heap’ developer.”

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