Developers – March 2015

“Computer Science is the only discipline in which we view adding a new wing to a building as being maintenance” – Jim Horning

“It’s not a bug – it’s an undocumented feature”

“A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn’t even know existed can render your own computer unusable” -L Lamport

“Design your tests carefully. Nothing should be arbitrary” – Steve Maguire

“Programming is a good job if you want to spend all of your time at the absolute limit of your capacity to understand things.”

“A brute force solution that works is better than an elegant solution that doesn’t work” – Steve C McConnell

“The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state.”

“If you can’t feed a team with two pizzas, it’s too large.” – Jeff Bezos

“Please stop commenting code that’s already obvious.”

Computer Science: “In low-level languages like C”
Computer Engineering: “In high-level languages like C”

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