Ancient Scottish Poem for thee edification of Carnegie Mellon Students:
Ah! Ye beastie! Lookout the winter to the eastie! An’ watch thy in take of yeastie! Thou be gluten free—an’ a good German guten tag to thee!
On thy work stay focused (thou’ does seem to me hocus pocus) Thy function might explode at the junction of thy code.
What good are lines of code in a row when spring time brings the plow and all thy brain doth know behind deep furrow of thy brow a dozen hasty thoughts that thou dost sow lay waste beneath the frozen snow of Pennsylvania where thou go?
When surely Dialexa next summer will expect ya…