Code – April 2015

“Code doesn’t exist until it’s checked into source control” – Jeff Atwood

“When in doubt, use brute force” – Ken Thompson

“I believe an old wizard cursed the programming community, forcing them to solve every problem with JavaScript”

“Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray” – Samuel T. Redwine, Jr.

“If I use a language that lets me change the precedence of operators you better believe I will take advantage of that. Every. time.”

“Hey, it compiles! Ship it!”

“Much of the essence of building a program is in fact the debugging of the specification.” -Fred Brooks

“If I had a nickel for every time I’ve written: for (i = 0; i”

A: “Great idea, but it won’t scale.”
B: “Who said everything has to scale?”

“A group of wolves is called a pack. A group of crows is called a murder. A group of developers is called a merge conflict.”


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