Code – August 2015

“Having a baby has really driven home how terrible it is when several issues result in the same error message.” – Andrew Traviss

“All my code is functional, where every function takes one argument: a dictionary containing all my program’s state.”

“Unit Testament: Unit Tests that serve as a sign of their own validity when one adds new code that causes several to fail.” – Jonathan Moosekian

Morpheus: “Do you take the blue pill or the red pill?”
JavaScript community: “We didn’t _quite_ like either pill, so we made a green one”

“We discovered a critical system that is down and we’ve crashed a college party to track down the intern that wrote it.”

“If you think you understand something & you can’t program it, you don’t understand it.” – Olga Yiannakis

“Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty level in CSS?”

“Read a little about this pair programming thing, what’s the big deal? I already swing by regularly to point out what people are doing wrong.”

“Programmer’s Oxford comma: the last item in an array or hash MUST be followed by a comma.” -Gary Bernhardt

“The idea that people knew a thing or two in the ’70s is strange to a lot of young programmers.” — Donald Knuth


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