Code – September 2015

“Encrypt like everyone’s watching.”

“I want to have a 10x engineer. Decide amongst yourselves who it is. The rest of you drop your output by 10.”

“We actually do microservices already. They’re called public, static methods.”

“A successful software tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by its author.” -Stephen Johnson

“On modern computers the “turbo button” can be triggered from the command line: # pkill -9 java”

“It’s amazing how many pointless projects look sensible and completely doable on their surface.” – Merlin Mann

“It’s like Microsoft started doing continuous deployment but they didn’t realize they needed to *also* do TDD” -Gary Johnson

“Conformity to patterns is not a measure of goodness.” – Ralph Johnson

“War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Code is documentation.”

“Premature abstraction is as bad as premature optimization.” – Luciano Ramalho

“We simply ask that you be innovative without mistakes while working as a team to achieve individual performance goals.”

“Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.” -Filipe Fortes

“WTF is NaN and why do you need that? Just use -1.”

“Nothing inspires confidence like a function argument named “magic.”” – John D. Cook

“Commented out a lot of code today. Probably won’t need it later, but you never know.”

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