A: Is there a debugger for SML?
B: Yes, it’s called ‘staring at your code until it works’.
“No mom, I can’t be social this weekend.”
From professor to student: “You need to spend more time cooking, young man. How do you expect to secure a mate?”
A: “How’s your Thanksgiving?”
“Being asked to be someone’s physical computing project partner is better than being asked to prom!”
“We also have these things called orthogonal projection matrices, which shows that the english language is even worse than matrix multiplication by the fact that it’s not associative.”